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Here is a good one I just thought of. get someone that sounds important and make them say, "Sorry this number can not found please try again. If you would like here are some options you have to contact this number. (Push 1 for customer service.) (7. for a callback number) (3. for help) (8. to leave a message) and (6. to try to recall.). This message may appear several times. try to call again later. Also if you can not get through it might be the service you are using. Thank you and have a day."