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"when life gives you lemons, you squirt them in peoples eyes. When I dont answer you, you leave a message after the beep. BEEP!!! (pretend to beep) (pause).JK, this was just a test to see if you would leave a message. You better leave a decent message or you will be charged $1.00. BEEP!!! (pretend to beep)(pause) Your total charge is $1.00.