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Hello and thank you for calling the Starstripe Mental Hospital. If you need to reach a patient please press 1 and then say their name. If you are delusional please have either you or your monkey press 2and we will connect you to Mothership. If you have short term memory loss and you don't know who we are or why you called please press 3 and we will remind you. If you are dying... well that is not our problem and we can not do anything about it. If you want to sell us something... this number is no longer valid. Thank You for calling Starstripe Mental Hospital and have a nice day.