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Hello. I'm available right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.

The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.

Hi, this is Bob. If you're part of the problem, hang up now. If you're part of the solution, leave a message.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service...

The number you have reached, 555-555-5555, has been changed. The new number is 555-555-5555. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.

Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now. Maybe you should leave a message or call me back later.

Hi. I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

Hello, you have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.

Hi, this is Bob. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

Hello, this is Bob. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell me?

This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.

I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep. Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the...

You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.

I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.

Selected callers will get to talk to me live. Since you're not one of them, leave your message at the beep.

You have reached 555-555-5555. Please hold while I process your call. (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers. None of our staff is authorized to speak with you except for Fred, who is not here right now. Please leave your name phone number and a brief message at the tone. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.

Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll leave your name, telephone number, a brief message, and the time you called, we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

Hello, this is Bob's voice. Bob's not here right now leave a message after the beep.

Hello, this is Bob; I'm not in right now. You better leave a message at the beep or else... (dramatic pause) I won't call you back.

I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.

Hey this is Bob, I'm not here right now but you know what to do. Here comes the beep... "Beep!", just kidding.

I'm not available right now so please leave a message, if you are too lazy to do that please hang up now.

If you want to know where I am call a psychic. If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message.

Well well well! It's about time you called me, but now I'm not availible, so please leave a message at the tone.

I'm not here right now, so you have two choices. You can:
A.) Leave a message
B.) Don't leave a message
You make the decision. It's in your hands.

Hello... Hello? I can't hear you right now. Can you try calling me back later. Or just leave a message.

Hello... Hello... Hello, is anybody there? Well, you may be there but I'm not, so leave a message.

I figured it was you. That's why I didn't answer but you can leave a message after the beep.

I'm sorry but the person you are calling is unavaliable right now. Please leave a message at the tone, or just hang up, and try again later.

Hi, I'm either away from my phone, screening my calls, or didn't hear it ringing. Leave a message.

Hi, this is Bob's cellphone. You know the routine: I say, ┴шоLeave a message.┴ш² I beep. You talk. You hang up. Now let's get on with it and stop wasting time.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Leave me a message
And I'll get back to you.